I have an employee whose face I've never seen
He works in the early morning, fixes bugs in production, and has never asked me for a day off.
I’ve got an employee I’ve never seen the face of.
It’s 3 in the morning.
Something breaks in production.
One user, maybe hundreds, walk straight into an error.
I’m asleep.
And still, 15 minutes later, the fix is live. Working.
Nobody touched a key.
I’ve been messing around with loops for a while now.
In Whisper Money I’ve got an agent that never stops.
Round and round it goes, watching every error Sentry reports.
When it finds one, it does triage.
How many users does it hit? Is it serious?
Based on that, it decides where to start.
Then it gets to work on the fix.
And here’s the good part.
Before it calls anything done, it reviews itself from three angles at once: the code architecture, the possible bugs and regressions, and the user experience.
If it all checks out, it opens the pull request.
And if the fix is simple and it’s sure, it flips on auto-merge.
The solution ships to production on its own.
Without me lifting a finger.
So far it’s solving all of them.
Zero problems in production. Not one.
It’s the closest thing to a real employee I’ve ever had. And it’s 100% automatic.
The feeling is strange, I won’t lie to you.
Something blows up, because I just deployed or for whatever reason, and I already know that in 10, 15, 20 minutes it’ll be fixed.
Without opening my laptop.
This isn’t a demo or a LinkedIn video.
It’s running in my production while you read this.